Patrice Bernier's season is starting this Sunday!

François · Message par **François** » 07 avril 2003 12:19

Here is the link for that game against Haugesund:

http://www.mossfk.no/kraakevingen/nyhet ... NewsID=301

Le stade de Haugesund

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 12 avril 2003 20:47

Unconfirmed rumours say that Patrice has got a stretch, and therefor is uncertain to play. Let' hope for the best!

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 13 avril 2003 12:14

I have not seen the line-up yet. It has been said that Patrice will prepare for the game as usual, and then decide just minutes before, if he can play or not. GAME ON!!

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 13 avril 2003 12:21

Patrice is playing.
15 min. Even game so far. Moss have had a couple of corners, and Haugesund had a header that missed the target in the 11. min.

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 13 avril 2003 12:38

34. min. Haugesund with a shot in the crossbar.
Haugesund have been the better team so far.

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 13 avril 2003 12:41

The bastards on the radio play music!!!
They really need to get their prioritys right!

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 13 avril 2003 12:49

44. min. Haugesund with a couple of huge opportunities. Saved by the goalie first, and the second one saved by another Moss player on the goal line.

45. min. First half finished. 0 - 0

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 13 avril 2003 13:05

Second half.
46. min Moss with a shot on the cross bar. Patrice with a shot towards the overflying seagulls right after.

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 13 avril 2003 13:07

49. min. Moss free-kick, just wide of the Haugesund goal. Moss is better now in the 2nd half.

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 13 avril 2003 13:20

60 min. Patrice with a nice shot, just a couple of inches over.

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 13 avril 2003 13:37

79 min. Radioreporter say it's a boring game.

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 13 avril 2003 13:51

Game over. 0 - 0.
As interesting as watching paint dry, according to the radio.

Daniel · Message par **Daniel** » 13 avril 2003 15:08

The pigfarmer a écrit :Game over. 0 - 0.
As interesting as watching paint dry, according to the radio.

You were listening in Norwegian???

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 14 avril 2003 0:20

Yes.........

Daniel · Message par **Daniel** » 14 avril 2003 1:10

The pigfarmer a écrit :Yes.........

Ahahhahahahha, I thought you were François!!! Because of the avatar...

François · Message par **François** » 14 avril 2003 8:47

Well, for a first game, an away tie is not so bad...

François · Message par **François** » 14 avril 2003 9:14

13.04.2003 FK Haugesund - Moss: 0-0
No goals were scored in Moss first match of the season. With Rob Friend and Anders Juliussen out with suspensions and player/coach Rune Tangen out with heart trouble, Moss played with 5 new players in this season's first match. In the first half Haugesund dominated the field, but Moss managed to gain more control in the second half. No goals though. Away in Haugesund is always difficult, and it will be a totally different game next week, home against newly promoted Alta.

François · Message par **François** » 14 avril 2003 11:47

http://www.vg.no/sport/fotball/norsk/1d ... mp3465.hbs

Bernier got a 4 rating for his first game.

Daniel · Message par **Daniel** » 14 avril 2003 15:24

François a écrit :http://www.vg.no/sport/fotball/norsk/1d ... mp3465.hbs

Bernier got a 4 rating for his first game.

I'm guessing that's not good or is 6 the TOP rating?

François · Message par **François** » 14 avril 2003 15:25

6 seems to be the highest ranking...

The pigfarmer · Message par **The pigfarmer** » 16 avril 2003 22:12

10 is the highest score a player can get. It's rarely or never seen. The game is valued 1 - 6 (dice). We often see that national papers give the players totally different scores, compared to the local paper. To get a 10, which is almost impossible, you would probably have to score 5 goals, make no bad passes and save your own team from goals against with miraculus performances. The paper shown as link earlier in the topic, gave midfielder Simen Brenne the score 6 and "Man of the match" honour, but the local paper gave him 4 points. Defender, Tom Reidar Haraldsen got 7 points in the local paper..... So which paper should one trust? I don't know. The point is that norwegian papers use the whole scale, and maybe it should be read like this:

1 point=it stinks, bench next time!Try volleyball!

2=really bad day, you'd better improve!

3=well..it could have been worse, better luck next time!

4=You did ok.

5=nice job out there, son!

6=hey, great game, that's more like it!

7=that's my man, play like this every time and we'll win something this year!

8=WOW! You will get an offer from a major club if this continues!

9="may I wash your dirty underwear? Or maybe lick under your shoes to get them clean?" The club President asked with his most humble voice.

10=You will most certanly be sold to Real Madrid for the price of 100 million pound sterling!

Patrice Bernier's season is starting this Sunday!

Patrice Bernier's season is starting this Sunday!

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game report from Moss web site.

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